Thursday, February 16, 2006

Creepy light

I like taking pictures of lights, especially grimy lights, because they are nifty. *nod* This one I got at the bart station in Silent Hill while I was waiting for the train to go home. You can't see it in this picture, but there was a zombie nurse doing pirrouettes on the light a few feet off the frame. Really, those things have much better balance than they let on.

They bake spectacular cakes too. Damn, zombie nurses are talented.

Shrooms'

The splotches of water on the ground are trying to communicate with me. They say "You want a mushroom." To which my stomach would say "damn straight." Then again, if you look at it upside down, it becomes a detachable penis, and I`m not sure what that would mean if the water was trying to tell me that.

Funky lights

I thought this was kind of lame, but somebody said it should go here. I can't remember who it was, so hopefully they remember. I don't know why this text is underlined, I didn't tell it to do this... And there doesn't seem to be a button to toggle it, so underlined it shall stay. Maybe somebody will see it and think "Oooh, this is underlined, so it must be important, so I`ll pay close attention." This person will probably be dissapointed. Then again, this person is looking at a random picture of pretty lights on some random guy's blog, and moreover, this person probably isn't very sober if he thinks that anything on this blog would be of particular importance. To this person I say: "Read my lips. Flug. F. L. U. G. FLUG." More importantly, (ooh, my text isn't underlined any more?) why am I wasting my time trying to figure out the motivations behind hypothetical drunken blog-browsers?

OCTOPUSES!!

How many octopuses are involved here, exactly? How many octopuses can you fit in a box the size of the palm of my hand? Tiny octopuses?

Does this box look anything but gross to anyone? They look like little hearts adorned with parsely!

WTFence Face?

This was somewhere between pier one and pier 49 in san francisco, and its damn creepy. The fence has a face, and the face is saying "I`m a face, so fuck you." And he's laughing at us. Lookit him, all smug on his fencepost!

o.0?

This is how I look at you if you say "Look at me! I`m psychic!" then jump up into the air.

Retaw


The first one had slightly better composition, but unfortunately it was blurry. -.- Take the composition of the first one and the detail of the second, and blend them in your mind >_>

Beam